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Darwin Demotivational Poster


LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!


TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by twill1962

twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?


DARWIN'S THEORY PROVEN -


TAGS: darwin evovlution run fast
Rating: 4.06/5

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Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
A pic-a-nic basket! *Stops chasing penguins*
Greeny - October 22, 2011, 7:19 am
And probably a small step ladder
Sean - October 21, 2011, 9:57 am
So you're troubled by the geography, more so than the penguin's access to and use of luggage and percussion instruments?
forseti - October 21, 2011, 1:09 am
They never meet...


SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


DARWIN AWARDS 2008 - Don't even bother These guys already won


TAGS: darwin award
Rating: 2.31/5


EVOLUTION THEORY - So THIS is what Darwin meant!




FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -


TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


NOMINATION - Candidate #1 of "The Darwin Awards"




DARWIN'S THEORY - About to be proven once again.


TAGS: stupid dumb darwin theory evolution
Rating: 4.69/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:12 am
now to get rid of the hospitals so the stupid can't multiply


THE DARWIN AWARDS - When there are times when ***CHOMP!*** MRFFLWKKLFLGRM!!! RFFMMMLGMMMSFL!!!!!




CHARLES DARWIN - Without him we would be overwhelmed with morons. However, givin the people i encounter, i sometimes wonder if he was right...




PERSISTENCE - Because you might eventually get it right.




HANDFISH - The irony of this species is that, one day, it will evolve to completely deny and refute evolution.


TAGS: handfish natural selection darwin evolution
Rating: 4.32/5

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matt28 - August 31, 2010, 10:13 pm
Good job. I give it 5 therapsids!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
Isn't this a Pokemon?


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -




THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARD - Some are just more obvious than others.




PETTING THE BULL TERRIER - somehow you know this is simply not going to end well...




Dominance -




DARWINISM -


TAGS: timmy darwinsim
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
Heh heh.... 5L


IMPLICATIONS -


TAGS: check mate darwin
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:21 pm
Ha!
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:20 pm
*S M I L F (let's try that)
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:19 pm
*S****
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
No, but man was I tempted. The blonde one there is a S**** -- a**uming of course that there is NOTHING at all misleading about the advertisement.
Airman - July 8, 2011, 3:17 pm
did you ever order any?
Sean - July 8, 2011, 2:37 pm
Just for the record, I am aware of the fact that "checkmate" is all one word, but I think the tags are more obnoxious the way I did them. No. Really. It was deliberate.


IMMORTALITY -




GOD V DARWIN, -


TAGS: god creation ape darwin monkey
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:29 pm

LOLZ!!!....congrats...a relgious poster that doesn't offend anyone.


DARWINISM - WARNING: Failure to learn from the mistakes of the past may prove fatal.


TAGS: darwinism death child
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by otakugiant

otakugiant - July 15, 2010, 10:58 am
while that may be zealot, the humble stingray wasn't considered to be deadly either now was it?
spacedog - July 14, 2010, 11:00 pm
Nice one. Could be called an Irwinism too. Crikey!
Zealot - July 14, 2010, 2:40 pm
if im right that thing aint deadly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:59 am
If "this" kind of humor offends you.....You'd better take a walk. Right now.
otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:51 am
normally i would be against this kind of humor but im still trying to get the art of motifaking down. so im making do with what little skill i may have.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:44 am
Also, shim looks a little too intent on stroking that lizard.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:43 am
Shim looks look shim is gonna follow in shim's daddy's footsteps....and i meant no harm, I'm no hacker...I've already proven I can't spell.
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 11:39 am
END to this conversation. So, about that Crocodile Hunter's kid...
otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:36 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, i honestly don't think im going to like you very much. but for your information, i have been hacked before and would prefer not to again so i dont answer those kind of questions.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:32 am
Person info....Did I strike a chord? Thank you......Lol. (am I intruding on your internet privacy?.....HAHAHAHAHAHA
otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:28 am
yeah...hence the otaku in my name...havent finished the anime yet though. only on episode 23. i will continue this conversation we have here on the forums now. apparently javalord made something for it.
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 11:26 am
Oh, and YAY! Somebody knows who I am!!!
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 11:24 am
Don't worry, Moo, I looked up their IP first thing. It's not that one.
otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:23 am
thats a no. no further questions relating to personal information, if you please.
otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:23 am
the witch Medusa from soul eater. awesome anime.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:23 am
@otakugiant.....do you live in Seattle?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 11:22 am
Nuh uh! Lookit my avatar. I'm kind of a snakey-witch.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:21 am
Your kids are great....even if their mother is the devil.
otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:20 am
im pretty sure that was the guest thing before i signed up. i probably voted on something before i decided to make an account while i was checking out this site.
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 11:17 am
My boys used to have long, pretty hair... then I chopped it all off. :( Now my younger kinda has the Justin Beiber going on; he needs a new 'do. Oh, found ?????? as another alias. LoL
javalord32 - July 14, 2010, 11:16 am
i think phil2727 is an account i created a while ago but i forgot about it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:14 am
They should cut shim's hair then....That's all I'm saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:13 am
Ehem.....HA!!~!!!!
otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:13 am
um...Mooooooooooooooooooo, im pretty sure thats his son. the news article i got it from said so at least.
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I knew about your greasyjizzwad thing... and there is a phil2727 somewhere... give me a moment, I bet I find 5 more aliases.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:13 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:13 am
its someone from our network but im not sure who yet...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 11:12 am
*OFF TOPIC............................................She looks like her dad....awww...She'll die a horrible death.
otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:11 am
im afraid he is correct. if you will notice, all the star trek motifakes come from him, while i have never seen a single episode of it. trust me, i wish it wasnt a shared ip, we constantly get questions like yours on any site we go to.
javalord32 - July 14, 2010, 11:08 am
its not me we are on networked computers....our computers share an ip address i dont know the reason for that but it is the way it is
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 11:07 am
Javalord, may I ask why you have so many aliases?


ORIGIN OF SPECIES - Honey i can explain!




TOUCHDOWN JESUS - Who brought the marshmallows?




THEORY -




NOMINATION - Candidate #2 of "The Darwin Awards"




Darwin and his Award -


TAGS: darwin award snake faith
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sho - March 9, 2014, 12:09 am
Welcome back! And that's a 5
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 11:59 pm
Nice to see your long ears back in the land of motifakery. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 9:03 pm
Silly El-ahrairah......Don't pretend you don't know.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:58 pm
Uhm, wot's watership down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:40 pm
stymied by a few watership down references?!?...you've lost your edge Bunnyman.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
That tears it ... Googling to do ... and not just obscure pr** terms this time.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:30 pm
Hmmm, still touchy about the whole "cow thing" I see.
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 8:28 pm
The prince with a thousand enemies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:27 pm
I am no more a cow than you are a rabbit.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:15 pm
Yeah. I'm no Christian, but I'm still pretty sure that the number has to be divisible by two.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:14 pm
Thanks Moooooooooooooooooooo. Hey, is it true that you're not really a cow? Either way, though, I'm not judging ...
Greeny - March 8, 2014, 8:08 pm
Five Fang holes... uh, wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 7:58 pm
El-ahrairah returns! Good to see you old friend. 5L


Photographers -




SCIENCE - It rocks.




YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! - You better not cry! You better not pout! I'am telling you why! Santa Cthulhu's coming to town!


TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by twill1962

twill1962 - October 24, 2012, 4:03 pm
This was SUPPOSED to be tagged "santa cthulhu". How can I fix it?


INSPIRATION -


TAGS: darwin award
Rating: 3.5/5

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EVOLUTION - Generally Believed By People Who Want to Control Everything.


TAGS: darwin evolution control belief control
Rating: 3.1/5

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PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 7:45 am
Yeah, most Christians accept evolution anyway. It's just the noisy extremists that give the rest a bad name.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:11 am
Interesting...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:03 am
Humans have done enough interfering. The kid that s******s the most marbles doesn't grow up to have children of his own. Nature needs to take its course.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 12:58 am
Mother bird knocks its baby out of the nest, people got to save it and bring it to a shelter. Puppy born with just two legs saved from mother who could've eaten it. A human deliberately snorts cleanser, and people feel compelled to save him. (???)
crankyhead - February 27, 2013, 4:11 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYQuvwQ4y-k
TheConstitutionalist - February 27, 2013, 2:26 pm
Well, for the most part, the well educated do control everything...so I'll take that statement as a compliment.
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 7:21 am
Generally believed by people who had a decent science education. Not sure how that relates to "Control Everything" though.


SELECTIVE EVOLUTION - Drowning idiots like this in the shallow end of the gene pool stops them from spreading their seed




Poster Evolution -




SURPRISE -


TAGS: darwin evolution ape man humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - November 6, 2014, 11:29 am

Those short cuts bring out the eyes, don't you think?
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:10 am
Hey...$11.95 at Super Clips, what else can I say?
Greeny - November 4, 2014, 11:18 pm
Nice - that's a girl Minkey by the way
lgvernon - November 4, 2014, 11:02 pm

Thank you. Had this graphic a long time. Finally thought of something.
GaryO - November 4, 2014, 10:43 pm
Evening…made


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